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(DUONGSON2)--Once again, the political circus pundits have stooped to the level of picking on the candidate's wife. This time it's Melania, some foreign looker who read a speech handed to her by erstwhile Obama writer.
The entire scandal is hardly worth noting not because of its dubious merit over a couple of similar sentences, but because the GOP, even if the media doesn't, has better things to do in the next few days.
Only in the new realm of "social media" full of facebookers and twitterheads does any of this play out with any significance. Without all the instagrammers and texters, the entire affair is meaningless, the media grasping for straws in the wind.
But beyond the flimsy allegation is the notion that the girl herself can be kicked around; take it to the husband, take it to the committee, write it into the platform, have a roll call vote, but get the hell on with the work at hand. There's plenty more opportunity before Thursday to look like bunglers and amateurs, so get on with the show...
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