FROM ATLAS HAYES
SUBJ...RUINING THIS WAR...
(THE SWAMP)--I wasn't going to say anything, I promised Hector I would stay out of it, the campaign has already been in the gutter for months. But I couldn't resist the temptation and the similarity is just too great..
On the one side we have Tim Kaine and Hillary Clinton; righteous, indignant, selfish, sneaky, and with all of their faults and self-serving quirks of personality, almost likeable.
Until we are reminded in one of the season's first episodes, it was Major Houlihan:
"Those two, they're ruining this war for all of us...."
Who was she pointing the finger at?
Why Hawkeye Trump and Trapper Pence, who else.?
Two irreverent, nurse chasing, politically incorrect clowns who have taken center stage and stole top billing away from Burns and Houlihan.
Hawkeye gets all the hot nurses to side with him in the war against frumpy Hillary even as Trapper insults Kaine bugging out on the road to the November showdown.
This ought to be a great season for the 4077th, we can expect to see the entire cast in this special presentation: Radar, Klinger, Colonel Blake and let's not forget all the nurses Hawkeye will be parading through the show..
GOOD LUCK ON THE NEW SEASON..!!
HAYES--DIST ALL FIELD UNITS--HECTOR, YESENIA, FATIMA, SOLDIER--